September 2009
31 posts
WatchPhiladelphia Phillies fan is exasperated after his daughter throws back a foul ball.
WatchI actually love it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Go!
Olbermann Offers "Special Comment" On Joe... →
It's a strange way of saying, I'm suppose to love...
leah-liddell:
(via thelightsthatleadus)
G.I.N.A.S.F.S …quite possibly my favorite.
indifferentglare:
mliaverage:
Today I saw an FML which said “Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say “I choose you, Pikachu,” with a straight face. He was serious. FML” I really dont see how this is a bad thing. I would totally marry...
Hope For The Best, Expect The Worst. You Could Be...
Hey, hey, hey! I’m not saying I’m giving into looooooove! I’m giving into friendship. Great now I sound like I’m doing an infomercial.
So here’s the deal. Joe and I are not together in anyway. He finally realized what I’ve been trying to tell him all along, “I’m not a relationship kind of girl.”
So we decided to be just friends and...
False Friends Are Like Migratory Birds; They Fly...
Today has been ruff. I feel so alone and everyone knows that loneliness breaks the spirit. Well I know first hand. I’ve been doing things lately that would make Madonna blush and the Pope want to kick my ass. I keep losing friends left and right because I can’t trust and I’m too afraid of being hurt by them.
I’m also cutting people out of my life that say they love me but...
http://blip.fm/all →
It hurts but it may be the only way.
Michael Bublé - Home (Remix) →
May be surrounded by a million people I still feel all alone. I just wanna go home. Oh, I miss you, you know……
Life Is Much Too Important A Thing To Talk...
So you guys probably don’t know this yet but I deleted my Twitter tonight. I was just sitting in the basement thinking this Twitter drama isn’t worth it. I’m going to march up those steps right now and delete mine, so I did.
With a “Peace Out Suckas” I was on my way another Twitter. Yes another Twitter. I will be following the people worth following again. The people...
“I got a big mouth and maybe you could handle shutting it up.”
– Fall Out Boy
Kaleb Eulls saved the lives of 22 students Tuesday... →
Listen
“You can only move, as fast as, who’s in front of you. And if you assume,...”
– Lyrics from the song “Breathe Today” by Flyleaf
Only A Physician Can Commit Homicide With Impunity
And I swear I saw Joe’s eyes roll to the back of his head.
Saturday morning I had to go to the doctor’s office to get some blood drawn. Getting stuck 8 times because the nurses couldn’t find a vein is a ton of fun!
Today Joe took me back to the doctor’s to pick up some prescriptions and my doctor, dressed in his usual bright shirt and pink flamingo tie asked if I could...
“A wet-dream, isn’t the real thing. It isn’t really anything. But at...”
I Don't Care If They're Dead As Long As They Ain't...
Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here wondering why the hell they kept eating the food.
Stop! Rewind. On Sunday morning my boyfriend Joe
Boyfriend? Yes boyfriend! Oops!
and his brothers went to eat breakfast at some place I really need to get the name of so I will never go there. Anyway, they went to this place and eat what they ordered even though the the food had had a funny...
August 2009
16 posts
A shout to some of my favorite Twitter folks.
You're Not In On The Joke →
Thanks for giving me another reason to hate going to Walmart you asshole!!!
I'll meet you tonight on top of the world →
Medicine man dancing across the country. Medicine...
You never, let me repeat, NEVER want to be around me when I’m sick. I’m extra lazy, grumpy and just an all around bitch. I can barely stand myself right now.
I was lying on the floor feeling sorry for myself when I heard a knock at the door. If you know me you know that I DO NOT answer the door unless I know someone is coming over. So I layed there until I heard Joe say, “I...
“In each little life we can see great truth and beauty, and in each little life...”
– A Big Little Life: A Memoir of a Joyful Dog by Dean Koontz
Yeah I know, just like every time I masterbate god kills a kitten but who gives a shit?
~Travis Edwards
Just remember: Every time you “lol”, a six year old drops his ice cream cone on the ground, and his parents don’t buy him a new one, AND he cries for three hours.
~Sarah Fout
History is about to be rewritten by two guys who... →
Watching Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
There's only three things left now I can do: Deny....
So if you don’t know on Friday morning in the very, very early a.m. I was involved in an altercation with my quasi-boyfriend’s best friend. His name is Kevin and he is a prick. I wish I had a more colorful word to describe him but ‘prick’ will have to do for now. Well long story short Kevin kissed me and Joe (quasi-boyfriend) was none to happy about this. I’ve never...
Lunesta: Not For Little Wussy Boys →
Whenever I’m out and someone looks sad I show them this and we both feel better.
Celebrate Randomness!!!
Want to know about me? Not really. I understand. Just read this.
Please excuse my bad English; I’m American. Tiara Crystal. May 18 1989. Baltimore. Ravens. Some days I’m the pigeon. Some days I’m the statue. Sugar Were Goin Down. Guitar Hero. Twitter bitch! I always seem to look at the clock at 9:11. That freaks me out! Sunday Night Football. Always Robinson. “That’s...