Celebrate Randomness!!!

Want to know about me? Not really. I understand. Just read this. 

Please excuse my bad English; I’m American. Tiara Crystal. May 18 1989. Baltimore. Ravens. Some days I’m the pigeon. Some days I’m the statue. Sugar Were Goin Down. Guitar Hero. Twitter bitch! I always seem to look at the clock at 9:11. That freaks me out! Sunday Night Football. Always Robinson. “That’s What She Said”. JODILYNN!!! I like to wave at random people when I’m out. It gives me the giggle. Large groups scare me. Purple. Taurus. Root Beer. Fears: Tall Buildings, Tall Statues & Whales. Kool Aid. Carl Philip Robinson Jr. Trends. What Trends? Normal is just a setting on the dryer. I want to go on a cruise and never come back. The Stragglers. Oodles and Noodles. You Don’t Know Jack. Righty Tighty. Weakness: Cake. Silence! I kill you. My room looks clean but do not look in my closet. If practice makes perfect & nobody’s perfect, why practice? I want a Sebring! No Planes! The ground is my friend. Let It Snow. Let It Snow. Let It Snow. Can’t stop saying what’s on my mind. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? Social workers suck. Oreo. If I can’t convince them I confuse them. If I don’t know the answer I make one up. Don’t let me make cookies from scratch. If you’re not on somebody’s shit list, you’re not doing anything worthwhile. Me, I happen to be on alot. I have enough sense to be lazy. I doubt, therefore I might be. Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever. I dislike math. A lot! I’m a klutz without a broken bone. Uh there’s a chair there. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. I’ve learn to enjoy doing things badly. SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.