There’s only three things left now I can do: Deny. Deny. Deny.

So if you don’t know on Friday morning in the very, very early a.m. I was involved in an altercation with my quasi-boyfriend’s best friend. His name is Kevin and he is a  prick. I wish I had a more colorful word to describe him but ‘prick’ will have to do for now. Well long story short Kevin kissed me and Joe (quasi-boyfriend) was none to happy about this. I’ve never seen him so angry (it was hot) and after I told him he immediately jumped in his car. “Um hello, where do you think you’re going without me?? I want to kick his ass too!” So we drove 80mph to Kevin’s and this little bitch wouldn’t come out of the house and denied kissing me saying I initiated the whole thing. NOT TRUE!

Well to make an even longer story short, when he finally came out of the house he called me a bitch and a slut and before I knew it Joe had punched Kevin and Kevin was on the ground. All I heard after that is someone scream “I’m calling the cops!” so I grabbed Joe and told him to get in the car and we drove off to Denny’s, yes Denny’s.

Now 2 days later I get a knock on the door from a fucking cop! I knew why he was here but I asked him why anyway. The conversation went a little something like this.

“What happened around 12 a.m. Friday night?” What the hell am I on trial for murder. Geez, if I knew I was going to be treated like a criminal I would have thrown some punches too.

Me: That was 2 days ago. I can barely remember my name.

Cop: You were with Joseph Fout. Me: Is that a question?

Cop: And you visited Kevin Jones. He claims Mr. Fout punched him. Is that true?

Me: If anyone should be claiming any kind of assault it should be me, Kevin kissed me.

Cop: You’re not funny.

Me: This is stupid.

Yeah probably not the best idea to irritate a cop but I couldn’t help myself. I told him nothing that was useful. I knew he hadn’t talked to Joe yet because Joe would have called me. I would say the cop left dissatisfied but I don’t think he really cares about the whole stupid event. But before he left he told me he would be talking to Joe and said that I should really stop being such a little smart ass.

NOT A FUCKING CHANCE!!!