Medicine man dancing across the country. Medicine man dancing across the sky.

You never, let me repeat, NEVER want to be around me when I’m sick. I’m extra lazy, grumpy and just an all around bitch. I can barely stand myself right now. 

I was lying on the floor feeling sorry for myself when I heard a knock at the door. If you know me you know that I DO NOT answer the door unless I know someone is coming over. So I layed there until I heard Joe say, “I know you’re in there Tiara. Open the freakin’ door!”

Geez, calm down Slurpee monkey!

I told him it was open and stayed on the floor.

Me: If you don’t have a Slurpee, some decongestants or a new body for me get the fuck out of my house!

Joe: I brought soup.

Me: Get the fuck out of my house! Find a cliff and walk off of it while you’re out there.

(I fucking hate soup unless it’s cream of crab)

Joe: It’s Cream Of Crab.

Me: Seriously???

Joe: And Singin’ In The Rain.

(My favorite movie!!!)

I’m pretty sure I loss of consciousness after he said that. Where did this Joe come from? Why is he here and why is he acting all boyfriend like?

He picked me up off the floor and layed me on the couch then got me a bowl for the soup. For most of the time he was there I felt like I was in a trance and I only snapped out of it when he kissed me.

He took care of me until he had to go to work. He got me drinks, gave me medicine and watched Singin’ In The Rain with me though I know he hates musicals.

I just wish I could have enjoyed it more and it’s not because I’m sick. It’s because I’m just not that into him. I didn’t before but I feel really bad about it now.

I know I never give anything a chance so I’m gonna stick this one out. Maybe.

I don’t want to be
The one, the one, the one that you forget
I don’t, I don’t, I don’t just want to be your regret